'Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice.'

- Fitzgerald

chimp friends

moon wrote:

'Get a chimp high
Make him drive a bumper car
Sit back
Enjoy the ride'

amazing. imagine if you blogged all this stuff?

God help us.

it would become in instant internation sensation. the most popular blog in lithuania. they will think chimps and cheetahs run the country. (they do) lithuanian: 'chwen i kom to amerrika, i vil orlder a 'cheetah size frize' at MAC donaaldz... and vill eat it vit chimp... yez, many chimp vriend i vill half' "

the equally potent correlary

while writing email today at work and discussing the finer points of FDA policy with my pen pal and sometimes-intellectual-nemesis 'the BFF King', I was also on the phone with my wife with my son playing in the background, and he fell and hit his head and was crying, and my wife dropped the phoen to pick him up and console him, and i swear my heart nearly burst out of my chest and into the phone to try and see if he was OK. he cried a lot, but he was fine after a little bit, and my wife picked up the phone again. thank goodness.
it's an indescribable feeling, having a kid...

kid = normal happiness x 1 million

but also, the less-frequent but equally potent correlary

kid = normal worry/fear/anxiety x 1 million

"Age... garrulous, recounts the feats of youth."

-James Thomson, Autumn

brewdoggie

heeeere brewdoggie! heeere brewdoggie! good boyy!

(glug, glug, glug)

GOOD DOGGIE~~!!!

burp!

(pass out)

ITfDfRBRR

IRS Form 1615-A: Itemization Table for Deductions for Rock-Band Related Revelry (ITfDfRBRR)

Date Amount Description
2/28/04 $ 615.22 6 hours spent dry heaving into a contruction cone on the off-ramp to I-9 in Nashville TN.

Date Amount Description
2/15/04 $ 98.00 Deduction for mental pain and suffering related to band-mate taunting, after being shown photographic evidence that indeed, you did make out with the girl with one leg last night after the show.

seeing is believeing, part III

Oh, by the way, my eyes have been fine. This computer/IT dude was at my desk and he changed my settings on my monitor so that it's radiating at a higher megahertz rate or whatever. so it's frying my eyes with even more juice, but it feels good- no more pain. go figure.

drag day

i'm dragging a little today. i'm thinking about all of the time i'll be spending away from home when traveling for work, and thinking that i should savor my family time a littl emore thna i currently do... so like clockwork my wife informed me that she's going out shopping with her mom tonight and that i have our son all to myself for dinner and bath/bedtime. wish granted!

ouch

i just went to pick up my phone on my desk here at work, and as i lifted the phone to my head i hit myself in the eye with the phone. so despite the fact that i had my morning cup of coffee, it seems as though my brain is not yet fully functioning. i better not get a bruise. this can't bode well for the rest of my day today.